Oh no, not ME!

I did not go with my family to the Melting Pot for dinner last night, spend $80, and then realize that I had grabbed our Chucke Cheese gift card instead of our Melting Pot gift card.  Oh no, not me.

And I did not ask our waiter at said restaurant, jokingly of course, if they accepted the card we had because we did in face eat cheese.  Oh no, not me.

While we were not discussing the gift card situation, my child would NOT pee in her pants (twice) and then proceed to drop her wet drawers in order to remove them right in the middle of a nice restaurant.  And my husband would not look at me (once we noticed our naked child) and say, "you taught her that".  Oh no, not in my family.

Of course we did not convince the manager to let us leave said restaurant without paying to drive all the way home and back with the gift card to pay for our meal.  Oh no, no one would ever do that.  Mind you, if that did happen, which it did not, then I'm sure they would require you do leave your I.D. and your credit card.  But that did NOT happen, of course.  Oh no, not to me!